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Memo To The Powers That Be Controlling My Hair

October 7, 2004

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What, is it like physically impossible for me to have a good hair day two days in a row? Honestly now.

P.S. I need the font ZapfDingbats. If you have it and want to share, please do. You will be rewarded with a sexual favor.*

* Note: Thank-you e-mail may be substituted for sexual favor at the discretion of the site owner.

ADDENDUM, 11.11 PM What the hizzle is this?
Help, I've been design-raped!

Why, it is my identical twin! I’d heard of the theoretical possibility that everyone has a double somewhere in the world, but – call me a cynic – I never believed it until now! Yes, ladies and gentlebeans, there is some stranger out there who is EXACTLY LIKE ME!

We have the exact same tastes and the exact same design ideas! We are so in tune with each other that we write the exact same journal entries! We even like the same websites! And ohmygosh we are both 20-year-old Asian American college students from Chicago! Ahhhh! Somebody call The National Enquirer, ‘cause boy have I got a story for them!

I am so happy to have found my double!

And I am never, ever sarcastic about anything!


 

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Ali

I was so gonna comment on their blog, but it was…

just a link to this entry…

so my bashing comment is below, for everyone’s reading pleasure

“Way to completely rip off INTENSIFY, assface”

Assface is a highly underrated insult and I think it should be inserted into daily conversation as much as possible.


Crystal

oh wow thats amazing! its a match made in heaven.
damn people…


Maura

Hahahaha funny. Come on, there can only be one Rachel!


ari

haha! i have a better name for that website; how about my-ability-to-copy-an-entire-website-undetected.iscrappy.com?


Devin

Third strike! Hey now, maybe next time they’ll just go all out and kill you. Or something.


Samm

HAHA!? Wtf? That’s just funny, and odd, and yet still funny. What were they playing at?


Joe

Redundant web sites. Beautiful.


Michael

Doppelganger! You must kill it; become the One!


Freddi

lol yay to sarcasm!


Drea

I was supposed to make a Double Helix joke, but I thought the Aliasesque jokes might remind of the awfulness of S3.


Elea

Hey, aren’t you flattered? Someone obviously cloned you in secret and then ‘clone Rachel’ set up a website too! Science has really come so far!


ivy

i seriously thought you were being sincere untill halfway through reading it. mock me now.

Rachel: Mock, mock.


Danny

site’s gone, or at least it is on my pc.


Jeff

holy crap. She didn’t even bother to change the bio or ANYTHING. AT ALL. That’s what I call plagarism to the umpteenth degree.