Sometimes I go to pee and then I’m peeing but then by surprise a poop comes out too. Luckily since I’m a girl I’m sitting anyway. But what if you’re a dude and you’re peeing at a urinal and you feel an impending surprise poop? I’d shit my pants so many times if I were a boy. (Haha, that is a Beyoncé song. Well, the last five words, not the whole surprise poop thing. But if she did make a song about surprise poop it’d probably be a hit.)
Rhea
I have thought about this too, plenty of times!
Hazel
Hahahahaha! YOU SLAY ME!!
oh and I can relate…but no one needs to know that-ahem
Matt
The surprise poops only appear when we’re already sitting. If you’re standing, only the one system works. If not, there’s enough time to duck into a stall and take care of it.
For me, anyway.
nicole
I consulted my husband about this, and he said the same as Matt – basically guys are built differently and the act of sitting is what allows the shitting. ;)
Kalliste
Huh, I’ve learnt something today! I always wondered the same thing too. The marvel of the human body :)
Christina
I kind of love that I read this as if a five year old with ADHD was telling me a story. It makes it that much more amusing. I may come back to this post every time I’m in a bad mood.
Ian P. Hines
Only you would write this. You and Heather Armstrong ought to get together sometime.
Emma
I’m always surprise pooping. I can’t ask my boyfriend this question- because he still maintains that girls don’t poop. SURPRISE!
Damita
Ha ha ha ha you crack me up!
midori
“But if she did make a song about surprise poop it’d probably be a hit”
ahahahahaha i first read that as “But if she did make a song about surprise poop it’d probably be a shit”
Talon
I’m not gonna lie…its pretty tough fighting off a wave of shit while simultaneously trying to pee. Pushing something out while also keeping something in.
Recipe for a shart.