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Pornographic Medical Terms, Part 2

• cocci (COCK-si) and rods (RODS)
• deep brain stimulation
  (Parkinson disease treatment, or, how nerds arouse one another?)
• fisting and scissoring
  (physical findings in cerebral palsy, or, what happens in the back room at Roscoe’s?)
• three-way stopcock
  (tracheostomy device, or, what happens in the back room at Roscoe’s?)
• sexual history
  (makes me think of Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington… banging each other)
• anal verge
  (Actually, this one doesn’t really sound so much dirty as it does odd. Like, John Smith was on the verge of having a major breakthrough, but Dick Butkus was on the ANAL VERGE.)

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