426 days ago
When In Doubt, Make A List
Pornographic Medical Terms, Part 2
- cocci (COCK-si) and rods (RODS)
- deep brain stimulation
(Parkinson disease treatment, or, how nerds arouse one another?)
- fisting and scissoring
(physical findings in cerebral palsy, or, what happens in the back room at Roscoe’s?)
- three-way stopcock
(tracheostomy device, or, what happens in the back room at Roscoe’s?)
- sexual history
(makes me think of Ben Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington… banging each other)
- anal verge
(Actually, this one doesn’t really sound so much dirty as it does odd. Like, John Smith was on the verge of having a major breakthrough, but Dick Butkus was on the ANAL VERGE.)
(The original)