Sometimes when me and my friends are bored we play the vagina game.
No, not THAT vagina game.
Basically, you take a movie title, and replace one word in the title with the word ‘vagina’.
That’s it. Sounds stupid and pointless, right?
So then why does it entertain everyone for hours on end?
Anyway.
So. Some movies I’ve seen in the past several months?
Vagina vs. Shark.
The Jane Austen Vagina Club.
(Heh, that’s actually not that far off from what that movie was… total estrogen fest.)
Into the Vagina.
Gone Vagina Gone.
He Was A Quiet Vagina.
The King of Kong: A Fistful of Vagina.
Definitely, Vagina.
(Or Vagina, Maybe.)
27 Vaginas.
Dan In Real Vagina.
No Vagina For Old Men.
(No Country For Old Vagina.)
(Ha, No Cuntry For Old Vagina.)
30 Days of Vagina!
A Guide To Recognizing Your Vaginas!
The Vagina Wears Prada!
See? Fun, right?
I know, it’s not even a real game.
Because everybody wins! Anywho, bust THAT shit out at the next cocktail party, and I guarantee you’ll… well, you’ll either be the hit of the night, or you will be politely asked to leave and never return. Either way it’s a good time.
Nellie
No Vagina For Old Men.
(No Country For Old Vagina.)
(Ha, No Cuntry For Old Vagina.)
That is going to have me in tears of laughter for days.
Tracey
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Vagina. Ahahahaha, vagina points and giggles
Danielle
Vagina Love
Enduring Love
Christian
I play the same game with my mates, but we use the word ‘douche’ rather than vagina.
Marianne
A Guide to Recognizing Your Vaginas!!! That sounds like a brochure you’d pick up at the ObGyn.
Jessica
Vagina at a Funeral.
Death at a Funeral.
Vagina at the Wedding.
Margot at the Wedding.
Just to cover all my bases. I wish my friends were as fun as yours (sigh).
Richard
Hahaha, at first I thought that your game wouldn’t be that funny, but it was. And, although I would like to be the life of the next party I go to, I am not sure that the vagina game can salvage my extreme awkwardness and social anxiety. Thanks for the tip, though!
Sarai
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Vagina! (the only one I could think of)
Lauren
Vagina Actually (Love Actually)
The Royal Vagina (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Thank You For Vagina
Back to the Vagina
40 Year Old Vagina
Stranger Than Vagina
Made of Vagina / Vagina of Honor
What Happens in Vagina… / What Vagina in Vegas…
...Interesting…
dvness
dude, i yearn for friends like yous.
The Forbidden Vagina (or The Vagina Kingdom)
Rachel
Harry Potter and the Vagina of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Vagina
Harry Vagina? And the Goblet? Of Fire?
Emma
Iron Vagina.
ari
the sisterhood of the traveling vagina
my best friend’s vagina
vagina in 60 seconds
natural born vagina
... this could make a pretty good drinking game.
Ali
That’s a fantastic game. Totally bringing that out of the bag when catchphrase has gone on one too many rounds.
Star Vagina?
Vagina Wars?
Ramsha
I’ve played the same game with the use of the world “pants” instead of vagina, and it’s quite amusing strangely.