There’s a girl in my class whose last name is Beaver. So in four years, she’ll be… that’s right, Dr Beaver.
No, wait. The best part? She wants to be… that’s right, an OB-GYN.
Dr Beaver, vag doctor extraordinaire!!!
That’s pretty awesome. I would make fun of her, but she happens to be one of the nicest, sweetest people ever.
Too bad there’s not a Dr Dick, urologist.
Or Dr Hand, masturbatory specialist.
What?
You could say, ‘Aloha, Dr Hand!’
There’s another girl in my class whose first name is Purvi (of Indian descent). Too bad she can’t marry Ms Beaver and be Dr Purvi Beaver.
Things I want to have when I am a rich doctor ‘just because I can’: a room with wall-to-wall bubble wrap; a gong; eyeglasses with mini-windshield wipers on them; a pony.
W
There’s this guy in my class with the last name Lester. And there’s this girl with the name Mo. We used to joke around and said that if they got married, her name would be Mo Lester.
And there was a science teacher at my high school named Miss Head. If she was a doctor, she’d be Dr. Head. Ha!
candice
oh i definitely hear you on that wall-to-wall bubble wrap there..
absolute genius!
i actually went to school with a girl by the name of jess suess
she’s in the middle of getting her doctorate..
yes, one day she will be dr. suess..
i think that is brilliant.
Nienke
A boy used to go to my school and his last name was Butt. Yes, with dohttp://intensify.org/journal/1399/#comments_read
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If I were a rich doctor I’d buy a PSP.
Nienke
Oh man…I fucked up my comment. What I was trying to say:
A boy used to go to my school and his last name was Butt. Yes, with two t’s. My English teacher terrorized him and I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t such an asshole (ha-ha).
Johnny
My friend once had a substitute in elementary named Mrs. Boner…and another one of my friends had a doctor named Dr. Kilyu (Kill you? get it? ha…ha…)
Shetu
Dr Purvi Beaver? I don’t get it…I probably will in 2 minutes and then I’ll feel stupid…
Rachel
purvi = pervy
beaver = vagina
Rachel = immature
alexis
lol @ masturbatory. i watched running with scissors today… “this is my masturbatorium!”
i’m easily amused.