Fear? Disgust? Anger? Constipation? You decide.

Name
Rachel
Age
23
Location
Chicago
Contact
rachel@intensify.org
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I suppose you want a bio

Spring, 1984: I emerge triumphantly from the womb. Exhausted from my journey down the birth canal, drenched in blood and amniotic fluid, I am rewarded for my efforts… with a slap on the ass and the sounds of a screaming Korean woman in my ear.

Fall, 2002: I start a website.

I went to high school here.

I got my Bachelor of Science in Chemistry from here. It was B.S.
…in Chemistry. Yeah.

I also did a semester abroad here.

I’m currently pursuing an M.D. in Chicago. I live here.



My favorites

Foodstuffs
sandwiches, Nutella™, potatoes (French-fried, mashed, baked, whipped, scallopped, hash-brownized, etc), bread, cookies, cake, pancakes, noodles, Korean food
Movies
The Princess Bride, American Psycho, Cillian Murphy, psychological thrillers, good documentaries, Léon (The Professional), Love Me If You Dare, Wallace and Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, horror movies, Christian Bale, Justin Theroux, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Audrey Tautou, American History X
+ more in movies
Television
Six Feet Under, Arrested Development, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Strangers With Candy, Entourage, Weeds, HBO, Veronica Mars, Showtime, The Simpsons, Food Network, 24, The X-Files
Music
Stars, Cat Power, Taking Back Sunday, indie pop, indie rock, indie electronica, can I be any more of a hipster wannabe by preceding all of these genres with ‘indie,’ Tegan and Sara, Metric, Thursday, Tilly and the Wall, Mirah, Anberlin, Muse, The New Pornographers, We Are Scientists, The Faint, Eisley, Love Arcade
+ more in music and at my last.fm page
Books
The Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd, The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende, Augusten Burroughs, Bel Canto by Ann Patchett, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer, The Princess Bride by William Goldman
+ more in reading
Colors
What? That's retarded. This is a personal website, not Teen Beat.
(But I like green.)

for my eleventh birthday i had a bitchin rollerskating party. chicago is the best city in the world. paris is the second best. i have a doggie named phoebe and she is the cutest. i hope she doesnt die ever but she probably will. i love ice cream. my parents are from korea. they speak english though which is good because i dont know korean except poo and pee and butt hole and food words. i like macintosh computers but only since recently. i hate driving and cell phones. i play the violin just like a good little asian girl. for the longest time i thought office max and office depot were the same. oh and also i like YOUR MOM.